The Confederated Republics of Greater Mobile is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President of the Confederated Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.208 billion Mobilians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mobile. The average income tax rate is 1.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Mobilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,923 trillion Mobilian Civtas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 171,575 Mobilian Civtas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

There's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building, the government prefers to leave the past buried, the navy plans patrols according to how many pubs nearby ports have, and celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Greater Mobile's national animal is the Alligator Snapping Turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Greater Mobile is ranked 14,374^th in the world and 1^st in The New Commonwealth Society for Most Cultured, scoring 103 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.